I don’t fish, what else is there to do? Other than soaking in the tranquility & quality time with your loved ones, we have fun activities. We have a ton of lawn games (giant Jenga is a hoot after some wine), a Frisbee golf hole, and horseshoes. There’s also a whole section in the menu bar on the top left of this page called ‘Things To Do’ you can investigate.
Can we swim in the river? Adults yes, but it could be chilly depending on the time of year. Kids maybe, but only when the flows are low and with supervision. We have a pool too.. and there are lots of toys.
Do you have free wifi? Of course, we aren’t monsters! But keep in mind we are in the mountains.
Is your wifi any good? Aha, you’re a clever one. You can browse & check email just fine, but don’t get your hopes up that Netflix & Hulu will run seamlessly at high quality settings.
Is there cell reception? For those on Verizon & Sprint, it’s passable if you’re near one of our boosters. If you have AT&T or T-Mobile, you might end up doing signal-hunting yoga. You can use our landline if you need to.
Are your rooms clean? Our housekeepers have over a hundred years of combined experience and we pay them well, so in a word, yes. Tip them if you’re impressed.
How far is Weaverville from you? About 7 minutes by car. Timed it myself.
Are your rooms as nice as they are in the pictures? Better, we need to take some new photos.
Should I be concerned about bears? About once a year we find scat by our blackberry bushes, so I wouldn’t be worried.
You have so many good reviews, are they fake? Nope, we’re just good at this.